常熟英语口语培训班：“非诚勿扰”征婚启事

常熟英语口语培训班：
常熟捷梯教育告诉你爆笑双语：“非诚勿扰”征婚启事

　　《非诚勿扰》是江苏卫视一档适应现代生活节奏的大型婚恋交友节目，为广

大单身男女提供公开的婚恋交友平台，精良的节目制作和全新的婚恋交友模式得

到观众和网友的广泛关注。新节目的互动形式将完全突破过去传统的交友方式，

完全体现新时代男女的婚恋观。节目中有24位单身女生以亮灯和灭灯方式来决定

报名男嘉宾的去留，经过“爱之初体验”、“爱之再判断”、“爱之终决选”、

“男生权利”等规则来决定男女嘉宾的速配成功。下面一起来看看《非诚勿扰》

的英译版征婚启事吧！
 

　　
　　一起来看看《非诚勿扰》的英译版征婚启事一起来看看《非诚勿扰》的英译

版征婚启事
　　
　　他的征婚启事是这么写的：
　　
　　Here's his announcement looking for a bride。
　　
　　你要想找一帅哥就别来了，你要想找一钱包就别见了，硕士学历以上的免谈

，上海女人免谈，女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外)，省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德

华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的，当然我也没有做诺丁山的

梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，没期待您长得更画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄

散。外表时尚，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少还有点儿婉约那

就更靠谱了。心眼儿别太多岁数别太小，允许时常有不切实际的想入非非，但三

句话就能给轰回现实还不气脑顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了。

我喜欢会叠衣服的女人想联系英语口语吗？常熟英语口语培训班，每次洗完烫平

叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。
　　
　　If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't

reply;Ifyou hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born

inShanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs(except small

businesshawker)， not possible, so that we don't waste each other's

hope。The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy andgood-

looking, would not make an announcement looking for you.Surely, I

don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you'reindeed an

angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expectthat you looks

like that girl on the magazine cover, just one lookcrushing people's

souls。An averge person, with outside stylishnessand inside

conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do,even better if

you're beautifully shy. You need not to play toomany tricks or be too

young, from time to time, you're allowed tohave unrealistic dreams,

but a few words is enough to get you backinto reality without getting

you angry--a little embarassed grin atmost,and then do what you ought

to do. I like a woman who knows howto fold clothes in a way that

whenever you finish washing, ironingand folding them, they will look

just like when you bought themfrom stores. It cannot be more specific

than this, can it?
　　
　　自我介绍一下，我，岁数已经不小了，日子小康，抽烟不喝酒，留学[微博]

生身份出去的，在国外生活过十几年，没正经上过学，蹉跎中练就一身生存技能

，现在学无所成海外归来，实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位

的“三无劣海龟”。性格OPEN，人品五五开，不算老实人，但天生胆小，杀人不

犯法我也杀不了人，伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残，命中注定想学坏都当不了

大坏蛋。总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类。
　　
　　Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is nolonger

small, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drinkbut smoke.

I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decadeliving abroad,

but never attended a real education. In wastingtime, I learned all

sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returnedwith no achivement at

all. To tell you the truth, I should bejudged as a “Fake Turtle"

without the three--No company, no stocksand no degree. My personality

is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly anhonest

man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even itis not

illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience willbe tortured

by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others。I ammeant not to be a

villain, even if I try to be one. In general andbasically, I'm still

one of those who are beneficial and harmlessto the mankind and our

society。
　　
　　有意者电联，非诚勿扰
　　
　　Contact me by phone, if you're the one。